“Lemon Crackers” Casting Call for Feature Length Film

PG Rating, No Nudity, No Violence, No Harsh Language

If you believe that you are a promising actor with excellent comedic timing and expressive body language, this will be your opportunity to prove it. Looking for personable, funny males and females — late 20s / late 50s preferred, but all considered.

We are in preparations to film a full feature-length comedy based around a car dealership with a complete cast of misfits and screwballs. The script has been highly acclaimed by some of the best script advisors in Canada and Hollywood. This is your chance to prove your ability and land one of the following key roles.

Audition Details:

Auditions will be held on May 7th, 2011 from 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM in Sarnia, Ontario. (1 hour north of Detroit)

Best Western Guildwood Inn
1400 Venetian Blvd.
Point Edward, Ontario

Available Roles:

  • Bart: Car Dealership Owner – Caucasian male, loveable, baby-faced, 35 – 45 years old
  • Bart’s Wife: Caucasian female, flamboyant, nasty, 35 – 45 years old (Soap Opera Diva type)
  • Louise: Salesperson – Caucasian female, bipolar, 35 – 45 years old
  • Jimmy: Psychiatrist – Black male, handsome, womanizer (Chris Rock type)
  • Ruth: Antagonist – red-head or blond, Caucasian female, crusty, smokers cough and hack, bossy, 40-50 years old
  • Freddy: Security Guard – Caucasian male, wavering personality, 35 – 45 years old (Don Knotts type)
  • Beth: Salesperson – Caucasian female, deadpan, downtrodden, 30 – 40 years old
  • Bobby: Salesperson – Caucasian male, immature, fun-loving, 25 – 35 years old (Chris Farley type)
  • Bali: Thief – East Indian male, tall, lanky, uncoordinated, simple, 25 – 35 years old
  • Jody: Thief – Caucasian male, short, stocky, obnoxious, controlling, 25 – 40 years old (Joe Pesci type)
  • Sal: Salesperson – Mexican male or female, devious, slippery 35 – 45 years old (Cheech Marin type)
  • Clay: Caucasian male, good-looking, recovering addict, charismatic (Tom Cruise type)
  • Nora: German Caucasian female, blond, strong, unsympathetic, accent
  • Dr. Hung: Oriental male, aloof, unsympathetic (Bobby Lee Mad TV type)
  • 3 Carney-type Characters: Black male dwarf, Overweight female, Tale skinny male.

Crew & Other Positions:

There are many other characters and opportunities beyond the core cast as well. Make-up Artists, Costume and Hair Stylists and Camera Crew also required.


The film will be an independent, non-union with paid expenses, low wage and revenue sharing.

How to Apply:

If you are interested in applying please send you resume and headshot to Dave Kuskoff at: huronshoresproductions@hotmail.ca

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6 Responses to ““Lemon Crackers” Casting Call for Feature Length Film”

  1. Antny says:

    will you be able to help US actors obtain work permits for Canada?

  2. Patrick newman says:

    I believe I can add a dispositional amount of character to this film please contact me at Patricknewman64@hotmail.com

  3. Patrick newman says:

    U can view me at my facebook my name is Patrick eog Newman

  4. Benjamin Chamberlain says:

    The email address for Lemon Crackers the feature film is not working so I can not apply for an audtion…thank you


  5. admin says:


    You are the first to report an issue with the email. Please double check that you did not make a typo. There is a chance that the email box has been filling up, so you may want to wait a little while before submitting again.

    If you or anyone else is having problems, please let us know.

  6. American_Canuck says:

    I would like to point out to my American friends that the Hotmail account for submissions ends in .ca NOT .com. Please double check, if you cannot follow instructions on here, how can you be expected to follow instructions on a set? Thanks!

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